Bathos Heals

On this page you will find specifics on heals (drinks, food, drugs and other).  All directions are from the port unless noted.


Greasy Spoon: d, s, w

Name Price HPs Type
Fried egg 80 food
Green salad 100 food
Piece of apple pie 160 food
Burger 245 food
HUGE steak 390 food

Strange-looking bar: d, s, s, e, s

Name Price HPs Type
Mug of beer 15 1 drink
Shot of whiskey 50 10 drink
Power Plant Special 200 30 drink
Glass of cat juice 40 drink
Smoking UhOh 250 35 drink
Mallard Fizz 120 10 drink
Ancient Bottle of Rum 100 15 drink
DeMorgan's Hemlocke 142 15 drink
Wine Cooler (with a twist of lemming) 300 25 drink
Haaaglk 160 30 drink
Screaming Viking 350 19 drink

The Soberizer:   d, s, s, w, w, n, d, e

The Soberizer looks like a large phone booth with frosted windows. Through
the miracles of modern technology it will completely sober you up, with no
nasty headaches or hangovers. It's almost like being given injections of
immense doses of caffeine and cholesterol. There is a button that will
give you a quick estimate on how much this little service will cost, and a
lever that you pull to begin the process.


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